What is Necromancerphiliamander?


1.

An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. Unfortunately, the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began sleeping with the dead to avoid any problematic questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.

"Ho ho, this is more fun than a busload of dead cheerleaders!" said the necromancerphiliamander as he drove the jeep out of the exploding Nazi camp.

See pervert, sorceror, freak, Vapor Snake

2.

An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. Unfortunately, the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began sleeping with the dead to avoid any problematic questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.

"Ho ho, this is more fun than a busload of dead cheerleaders!" said the necromancerphiliamander as he drove the jeep out of the exploding Nazi camp.

See necromancer, necrophile, salamander, pervert, sorceror, Vapor Snake


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