Necropastaphilia

What is Necropastaphilia?


1.

A paraphilia, related to necrophilia, that involves a strong desire to sexually gratify one's self using a corpse, or a simulacrum of a body (such as a doll), that has died from eating an excess amount of spaghetti (or another related pasta). In cases where a corpse is simulated it is sufficient to place the face of the figure in a plate of pasta, as it is difficult to feed an inanimate object.

"So I was having a nice dinner with my ex when she passed out and landed right in her plate of spaghetti."

"Did you tap it?"

"Nah, man, I'm no necropastaphiliac!"

See paraphilia, necrophilia, pasta, spaghetti

2.

A paraphilia, related to necrophilia, that involves a strong desire to sexually gratify one's self using a corpse, or a simulacrum of a body (such as a doll), that has died from eating an excess amount of spaghetti (or another related pasta). In cases where a corpse is simulated it is sufficient to place the face of the figure in a plate of pasta, as it is difficult to feed an inanimate object.

"So I was having a nice dinner with my ex when she passed out and landed right in her plate of spaghetti."

"Did you tap it?"

"Nah, man, I'm no necropastaphiliac!"

See paraphilia, necrophilia, spaghetti


28

Random Words:

1. A wet shitty substance that sticks to the side of the toilet I have to take a big claycuss See cuss, clay, muss, chuss, sluss..
1. Having no sexwhatsoever. Usually as part of a religious vow, even though not many religions practice it. Catholic nuns typically pract..
1. Excessively simple or easy. "I ain't stressin the LSAT, that shit shabeezy" See straightforward, Horace Mann..