What is Necrophelia?
1.
A seriously disturbing act of sexual gratification.
OMG YOU FUCKED A DEAD CHICK!
But it wasn't illegal.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Well she didn't say no.
2.
The Urge to crack open a cold one.
Jimmy : Tom cracked open a cold one.
Bob : A beer?
Jimmy : Nah man, some dead chick.
3.
engaging in sex with a dead body
4.
fun for the whole family
"Come on kids, lets go commit some necrophelia!"
"YEAH!!!"
5.
A sick bastard who gets pleasure out of having sex with a corpse.
She'd been dead for a week now. Blue, pale and beginning to decompose. But to a necropheliac like James, she was the most beautiful thing in the world and his biggest fantasy.
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6.
Means never having to say your sorry.
Necrophelia? JOLLY GOOD MATE!
My dick is small..Forgi- Wait..Never mind.
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7.
Something i dont really do...only because it might be risky....
... "What?! When i think I've found the perfect rotting sex partner, you start defining necrophilia?"
