Necrophile

What is Necrophile?


1.

One that likes sexual contact with corpses.

"That idiot over there is necrophile!"

2.

A necrophile is a person who prefers the company of the dead to the whiny, bitchy, nasty living. A necrophile does not have sex with the dead (that is a necrophiliac) and may commonly be found in cemeteries and morgues.

David is such a necrophile that he digs up people to invite to tea parties.

Samantha, being a necrophile, found it only logical to work in a morgue.

See necrophilia, death, morgue, banana

3.

the practice of having sex with the dead, usu. applied to human corpses.

Tom Green said that just because he likes to hump dead mooses doesn't mean he's a necrophile.

4.

A person who would rather fuck a cold,stinky, rotting corpse or maybe hump some roadkill, rather than have sex with a warm, good-smelling person.

Bob Smith is a filthy necrophile.

5.

A person who is aroused by the thought/action of sexual contact with the deceased. Suprisingly, necrophilia is rather popular and attracts a broad audience. The actual attraction to the deceased is thought to be caused by insecurity, from a troubled past (ie. the corpse cant 'leave' you, or retaliate). Most necrophiles are HD ready, and in some cases, full 1080p can be achieved.

Bob Smith: "God, that Jorge Gurden over there is a real HD necrophile"

Jamie Jones: "Don't blame him, blame his past"

Jorge Gurden: "Blame Islam"

See necrophilia, islam, hd, jorge, gurden, bob, smith, asphalt, elbow, cleveland steamer

6.

someone who gets aroused by having sexual contact with corpses

jim enters the morgue where he works...his task for the day is to dress the dead corpse of julie. he is aroused by the control he has over the dead body so he approaches the body and rapes her... he is a sick necrophile and should be sentenced to death.

See necro, george best

7.

Someone who likes to shag dead corpes after murdering them.

Ian Huntly killed Jessica Wells and Holly Chapman then raped them. He is a freaky pshycopathic necrophile.

See necrofile, necro, neck, dead hump


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