Necrotextia

What is Necrotextia?

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1. The act of texting the dead, usually unconsciously, usually occurs during the first ten hours of postmortem

2. The act of being texted by a dead person's phone

1. Necrotextia (Direct)

JACK: Did you hear, Stan died!

TYLER: I just texted him an hour ago! We were gonna go do some gay stuff together!

JACK: Dude you just necrotexted him!

TYLER: Oh noooo!

JACK: I know..

2. Necrotextia (Reflexive)

TYLER: Dude you're not gonna believe this, Stan just texted me back!

JACK: Oh my god, you just got necrotexted!

TYLER: Oh noooo!

JACK: I knowwww!

MICKEY (w/ Stan's phone in hand): Muahaha!

See dead, text, texting, necro
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