Necrowizard

What is Necrowizard?


1.

Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very scary and evil! The grimmest, most frostbitten and evillest entity in existance. Satanically all-powerful! Followed by many acolytes. Praised by Acoustic Black Metal bands such as Impaled Northern Moonforest.

Hail The Necrowizard!

2.

Often used as a synonym for Seth Putnam (of Anal Cunt).

The master of all things grim, frostbitten, unholy, blasphemous, etc.

Primarily resides in His frozen winter fortress near the grim ice-fjords of upper northern north-Norway.

On the final day of frost, He will turn Earth into Planet Norway, erasing all lukewarmness and homosexuality from it.

His enemy is the Unnecrowizard, also known as Chris Barnes.

Hail the Necrowizard!

Oh my Necrowizard!


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