What is Ned Flanders?
1.
An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
2.
Only the most diddliest, doodliest, fiddliest, foodliest, friendliest neighbour-ino in Springfield!
Ned Flanders is the happiest man in Springfield....-a-diddly!
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Overlytolorant, Overly Devout Christian neighbour of Homer Simpson. A Widower since 2000, Has 2 sons todd and rodd. Ned works at the leftorium but only earns $27 more per week than Homer. Raised by Overly tolerant Beatnik Parents. Hated by Homer Simpsons and Overly annoying to Reverand Lovejoy. has a highly annoying but very funny catchphrase consisting of the overuse of 'Diddly' in just about every sentance.
FLANDERS: their not perfect but the lord says love thy neighbour
HOMER: shut up flanders
FLANDERS: Okily-dokily-doo.
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4.
Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.
1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.
2) Ned Flanders that ho.
3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.
4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.
5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.
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A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.
Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.
