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Hooking up with and ex.
"Last night I was kicking the tire and it wasnt as tight as I remember"..
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A person whose only presence in your life is through the World Wide Web but you maintain a romantic relationship with them through e-mai..
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Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.
My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and bei..