Need A Haircut Edit Meaning

1. a female belly button ring I'd better attach a leach to my girls hooker hitch so she dosn't run off and fuck someone See bel..

1. When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl. Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet..

1. When your poop is so long that you can balance on it. John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller! Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoli..