Need Some Tissues

What is Need Some Tissues?

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

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Post-coitus Purple Porpoise

1. The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus. Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porp..

Kahea

1. a female homosapien that believes she knows everything in the world, especially in sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Not pleasent to be aro..

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