Need Some Wood? Edit Meaning

1.

A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.

Guy: Need some wood, baby?

Girl: Sure!

See Qbert

2.

Definition:

Question usually posed to an ass clownat a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clownhas grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clownin a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clownnow runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clownmay be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stickalthough usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."

Background:

Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.

You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?

nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood

BUSH: I own a timber company?

(LAUGHTER)

That's news to me.

(LAUGHTER)

Need some wood?

(LAUGHTER)