Needle Edit Meaning

1.

To annoy.

Youre needling me

See oracle

2.

Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.

There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.

See aggro, aggression, sport, fight, football

3.

A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anusand come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.

I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.

See poop, anus, butthole, shit, logs

4.

A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

See rimmer

5.

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.

Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.

See gouch, chode, prick

6.

noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:

"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"

OR

"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"

Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pickwith you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump(, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)

Example:

"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."

See needle, hump, pissed, pissed off, bone to pick

7.

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.

Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.

Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

See Mike