Needler

What is Needler?


1.

THE best and worst gun in halo. On easy, it takes alot of individual needles, but if you fill someone with needles it REALLY,REALLY hurts. Also one of the coolest looking projectiles in ANY FPS (it fires little pink needles 4 fucks sakes!)

Dude1: why dont exploding needles do more damage individually?

Dude2: because ur gay.....

Dude1: U fuck, eat fully automatic needles!!!!!!!!!

Dude2: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH PINK DEATH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Dude1: EAT PINK MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!

2.

An Alien Gun used in the Bungie game series Halo. In Halo one, like all guns, in halo 2, they became dual weilable, but in halo 3 returned to single weild, the only one handed non dual gun. The fire long, slightly homing projectiles that explode after enough hit the target, normally around eight needles judging from halo three. It is mostly used if you dislike the spawn weapon and fear you will die soon or if you think you may surprise someone. The are used to easily get a "Beyond the Grave" medal in halo 3 since they only explode after a certain time. This is sometimes made in vain since if not enough needles hit, they will not exploded and dissappear as the shield regenerates.

A game using only the needler? this is crazy.

See halo, halo 2, halo 3, needler

3.

One with a very thin penis; resembling a needle. The opposite of a chode.

Bryce we all know you have a needler.

See bryce, needler, chode, hermiston

4.

The purple needle shooting hand gun in halo. also know as the Barny Jizz gun.

ha! i gave that dude a facial with the needler

5.

the pink stuff

that explodes

and

hurts

used mostly in halo

but may be found outside somewhere else

in the real world

Guy 1-hey dude whats u-wait. Whats that?

guy 2-its a needler

guy 1- u make it yourself?

guy 2-no dipshit i found it...fucking retard...

guy 1-say it to my face damnit

guy 2-ill say this

*pulls trigger*

*hundreds of pink needles come out*

guy 1-aaaaa my eye!

6.

The worst gun in halo

Primarly used by bad kids and people not trying

Ha! That queer is using a needler, must be terrible.

See halo, halo 2, suck, sucked, sucking


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