Needs A Pony

What is Needs A Pony?

Southern England pervert slang meaning you're looking for an Italian prostitute. Adding an age to the request means years of experience

Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.

See prostitute, slang, pony, pervert, italian

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