Neely Syndrom

What is Neely Syndrom?


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Urban Definition:

A nigga with a big jimmy.

Medical Definition:

A term coined in 1991 after a group of scientists at Duke Universityin North Carolina studied the individual named Matthew Neely and determined that his penis was the largest penis in the world that could achieve natural erection. The penis measured 42.5 cm in length (in 1991). The truly remarkable aspect of Mr. Neely's anatomy, however, is not his extraordinary penis, but, his larger bones containing dense quantities of bone marrow, aiding in superior blood production. In addition, his veins, arteries, and capillaries are approximately .05% larger than the average human. A larger heartallows for increased blood flow.

Mr. Neely currently resides in Cullowhee, North Carolina and is attending Western Carolina University, and has a major in Hospitality and Recreations.

It is rumored that Ripley's Believe It or Not has offered Mr. Neely two million dollars for the rights to display his penis after his death.

Inquiring male: How the fuck is Matt in and up with all dees bitches?

Friend: Shit, dat nigga got Neely Syndrom. He molly wops bitches to death wit dat thing!

2nd Friend: I heard dat nigga's dick is so long, his cum breaks the sound barrier and shit.

Inquiring male: Negros... you all trippin. Crazy niggas in here.

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