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When, somehow, a little bit of shit ends up on the underside of the tip of a penis.
When a man sitting on a toilet after ta..
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
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Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.
While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was fo..