Neff

What is Neff?


1.

a person with very few outstanding qualities. A person who completely blends in with his or her surroundings. A person who fits into no social class from dork to jock.

Wow, I didn't even know that kid was in our class, and we sat next to eachother the entire year? What a neff.

2.

It means young boy or a older person who likes to act young.

Neff, what's good?

See hood, projects, island, slums, small, country

3.

a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)

situation 1:

guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...

guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?

guy 1- probibly not

guy 2- dude dont be such a neff

situation 2:

chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler

chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!

See bestfriend, pussy, tyler, not funny

4.

Verb

To Neff (eg Neffing)

Neffer (one who neffs)

To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.

Someguy: ...posts funny story about his girlfriend...

Neffer: lol!!

Bumps are a form of neffing quite often.

Also known as postcount++

See useless, pointless, vanity, postcount, postcount++

5.

Acronym for Never Ending Fuck Fest

Hey Renee, Wanna have a NEFF??

See acronym, fuck, pussy, orgy, riot

6.

Verb

To Neff (eg Neffing)

Neffer (one who neffs)

To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.

Someguy: posts funny story about his girlfriend

Neffer: lol!!

See useless, pointless, vanity, postcount, postcount++

7.

To shove one's fist up another's ass. Also known as "fisting".

"I was neffing the wife last night, and she shat on my arm!"

See neff, fist, fisting, ass, fetish


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