What is Neff?
1.
a person with very few outstanding qualities. A person who completely blends in with his or her surroundings. A person who fits into no social class from dork to jock.
Wow, I didn't even know that kid was in our class, and we sat next to eachother the entire year? What a neff.
2.
It means young boy or a older person who likes to act young.
Neff, what's good?
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3.
a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)
situation 1:
guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...
guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?
guy 1- probibly not
guy 2- dude dont be such a neff
situation 2:
chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler
chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!
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4.
Verb
To Neff (eg Neffing)
Neffer (one who neffs)
To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.
Someguy: ...posts funny story about his girlfriend...
Neffer: lol!!
Bumps are a form of neffing quite often.
Also known as postcount++
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5.
Acronym for Never Ending Fuck Fest
Hey Renee, Wanna have a NEFF??
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6.
Verb
To Neff (eg Neffing)
Neffer (one who neffs)
To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.
Someguy: posts funny story about his girlfriend
Neffer: lol!!
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7.
To shove one's fist up another's ass. Also known as "fisting".
"I was neffing the wife last night, and she shat on my arm!"
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