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A hundred dollar bill
Guy 1 "Do you have change for a 20?"
Guy 2 "No man. All I have are 20 spots and hundysticks."..
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A pizza with no meat.
Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?
Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.
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