What is Negative Boner?
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When the zipper of a pair of shorts/pants concaves up producing the image of a boner instead of rising but collapsing into itself hence negative.
Nick: -points to me- Negative Boner!
Scott: LOL
Me: WTF Damn it ...
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The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.
Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.
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A hot chick with no personality.
I met someone out last week -- she is hot, butternality (but her personality) sucks.
See butterface, ..
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the act of acting gay with friends. usually spoken with a lot of lisp
so, I don't know, maybe we could just have some buttsex and..