Negative Boner

What is Negative Boner?


1.

When the zipper of a pair of shorts/pants concaves up producing the image of a boner instead of rising but collapsing into itself hence negative.

Nick: -points to me- Negative Boner!

Scott: LOL

Me: WTF Damn it ...

2.

The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.

Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.

See boner, dong, hardon, stiffy


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