Negative Schwing

What is Negative Schwing?

When a female is so unnattractive that the male anatomy actually attempts to hide itself to avoid detection.

T-roy: Tony, your girlfriend looks like Garth from Wayne's World!

Tony: So?

G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!

Zo-gasm

1. The exploding feeling you get when you see something so cute and cuddly. Holy shit! Look at how cute that kitten is. I think I might ha..

W.e.s.

1. Abbreviation for "Wandering Eye Syndrome". Men use this when they are caught looking at a woman's chest and/or body and ..

Krauthammer

1. An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the pa..

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