Negative Sideburns

What is Negative Sideburns?


1.

disturbing and uncompromising lack of sideburns. Usually seen alongside a fresh and vibrant buzz cut.

"Yo dude, did you see Vencile's new buzz cut and negative sideburns? Those things or lack there of will make a grown man cry"

"Yeah, and paired with that extraordinarily tight t-shirt, he's dressed for success"

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2.

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline. The reasons for this are unclear.

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"Hey Dude, have you checked out Petr Klima's negative sideburns?"

3.

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.

Did you see our bosses new haircut?

Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.

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4.

occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.

Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".

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