Neil Hamburger

What is Neil Hamburger?


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Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.

A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:

Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?

Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?

I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.

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