Neil Patrick Harris

What is Neil Patrick Harris?


1.

TV's number one scene stealer.

Actors: Hey we were doing a scene!

Neil Patrick Harris: Too bad, it's mine baby!!!

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2.

Legendary.

Neil Patrick Harris: "I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell. If someone were to pull that off, I daresay it would be - what's the word? LEGENDARY."

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3.

He is cute, sensitive, funny, and thoughtful. He is... The one, true God. He hugged Elmo, and it was adorable. He will rule the world as Dr. Horrible. He eats shrooms in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay. Mind you, he sang on Sesame Street. Oh, he was on Broadway too. :)

"Nothing Neil Patrick Harris says is unwise" - John Cho

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4.

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.

"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."

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5.

God

Neil Patrick Harris knows all.

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6.

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.

Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

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