Nelkins

What is Nelkins?


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A fat and revolting slob who always manages to talk too much and screw everything up. They will often desperatly call everyone they know and try to invite themselves to hang out, in spite of your constant attemts to get rid of them. You can never trust a Nelkins because they will pull dick moves to help themselves. A Nelkins is much like the character Farva from Super Troopers.

Jim-Why the fuck is nelkins here?

chris-I don't know, lets try and get rid of him before he eats all of our food or manage to fuck our night up.

both-OH hey Nelkins, you caught us at a bad time, we have to go uh... register for class.

Nelkins-oh it's ok, ill just come with.

See nick, elkins, farva, fuck up, annoying, pester, slob


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