What is Nelly?
1.
A very feminine or seemingly homosexual male, popularized by season three of "Arrested Development," where George Senior and Lucille Bluth refer to the seemingly homosexual Tobias as a "nelly." Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Man this party is turning a bit too nelly for me.
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2.
Austin Texas born hustler/gangster that moved to St.Louis and formed a group called the St.Lunatics, who have gone 21x platinum worldwide witht the release of the albums:Country Grammar, Free City and Nellyville.
Nelly outt St.Louisss
3.
St. Louis rapper. Produced gems such as Country Grammar, Nellyville, Sweat and Suit. Just like any other artist, he has pop songs, he has thoughtful songs, and he has tough songs. I was at first disappointed at Sweat/Suit, but I found good stuff in "N Dey Say" (which samples Spandau Ballet's "True", nothing less) and "My Place" (using some old Teddy Pendergrass song). No, he's not gay, I don't know where all you iconoclasts got that. He may not be God on earth, he may have a beef with KRS-ONE (whom I respect and who should pick his battles more carefully), he may not be the most original, best, what have you, but he's not an outright fraud like the recent influx of pointless Southern rap garbagemen. He went from a strict thug to a sophisticated (not in function, but in form) rhymesayer. Him wearing a bandaid is what every idiot criticizes him for, unaware that their favorite pop bands can equally be criticized for their own superficial details. Only Nelly's bandaid isn't exactly superfluous, you clueless morons. In conclusion, he's severely underrated by elitists and people entirely irrelevant in their criticism of him, severely overrated by tasteless mainstream consumers, and taken for his true worth by people with a mind not clogged with useless garbage.
Idiot: Nelly's a gay fag, if you listen to him, you're not a gangster like me, cause I listen to Fitty.
Me: Fitty kissed The Game and is completely hated by everyone outside his quintet of sentient life forms of the same single-digit intelligence quotient.
4.
A word often used in contrast or instead of fuck. Not offensive to anyone but used when irritated.
If Someone asks:
"Do You Fancy Me?"
You Would Reply with:
"Do I Nelly!"
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5.
A very fine du' rep'n for St. Louie. He is a Southern Hip-Hop rapper. He has some tight
Nelly makes it soo hot in herre..
6.
A gay St. Louis rapper who half-raps and half-sings. Looks like a complete queer. Wears a band-aid under his eye because he thinks it makes him look hardcore. Keeps saying EIEI like a donkey. Old Mcdonald had a farm, EIEIO, nigga!
Nelly: EIEI uh oh! Im a sucka fo cornbread, mashed potatoes, and peas, and graaaaaavy! EIEIO nigga EIEIO! I have no talent nigga! Imma plug Ja-Rule's ass! peace!
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1. a tight polo shirt wearing POP ARTIST/homo from St.Louis who thinks wearing nasal strips on his cheek is "cool"
2. got owned by KRS-ONE
"You tired of me saying what's real Hip-Hop / Well I'm tired of you biting my cockand "Sales don't make you the authority / It means you sold out to the white majority / What you know about seniority / You ain't major/Your whole album appeals to little second graders."
Nelly is nowhere to be found after KRS ripped the SHIT of him
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