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When some one is looking at you like they want to fuck you.
Why is he eye fuckin me?..
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ROTFLSHISMS stands for Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Shit My Self
Person: "hey did u hear about <funny scenario here..
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to be constipated so badly that it feels as if you are carrying 40 lbs of poop. Legend says John Wayne died with this much fecal matter ..