What is Nelson?
1.
An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
Woah, I totally was with a nelson last night!
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2.
Someone who has really big muscles , chizzled features, rugged, really good at sports.
girl 1:omg did u see that guy at the gym
girl 2: omg i know he is such a nelson
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3.
Small, extreamly liberal town in South Easten Brithis Columbia, Canada. Is known for having some of the best weed in the world.
Nelson is the shiznit
4.
placing your lips around someone's asshole and giving them a hickie.
Man, that bitch was so nasty; I wouldn't even let her give me a nelson...........Ok I would.
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5.
Street name for the drug MDMA. Origin; Brighton, UK. Derives from the wider known "Mandy"; MDMA - Mandy - Nelson Mandela - Nelson.
"Me and the Barons are cotchin at my rise with 8 grams of Nelson and a fresh pack of polos" Brrrappp!
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6.
To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.
I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.
I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.
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N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting
Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.
Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring
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