Nelson Rocks

What is Nelson Rocks?

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.

Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.

Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.

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