Nelson Rocks

What is Nelson Rocks?

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.

Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.

Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.

Zawada

1. An excessively retarded person who insists on inviting you to his house everyday of the week. Also mooches off you and never has a ride ..

Zobali

1. a small being of unknown origin used primarily as a tool for insertion into Weinberger's vagina; not to be mistaken for a black wiz..

Elizabeth Bathory

1. A Countess born in 1560 who killed her servant girls in her castle and drained there blood. She then bathed in the blood because she tho..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Nelson Rocks Edit Meaning