Nelson Velez

What is Nelson Velez?


1.

An ugly version of the definiton of man whore.

He would do anything with a pussy that walks by.

Also can be used to mean ass hole, dick head, or any other insulting term.

oh my god, is jack really acting like a nelson? get rid of him!

2.

Back round info:Deffinatley not one of the smartest "things" to walk the earth but sure as hell the biggest lyer! He needs a punch in the face to straighten his dumb ass out.

1.Feel free to use this word as commonly and as randomly as you want.

for example if some one is bein an ass hole rather than to show off your colorful vocabulary in public, just call him/her/it a NELSON VELEZ!

Dude: hey man do you see that skugly stupid fuck walkin over there?

Man: ya dude*(Screaming to the skugly fuck)* YO YOU NELSON VELEZ PIECE OF SHIT KEEP WALKIN OVER THERE, THE SMELL OF YOU MAKES MY ASS HAIR SINGE OFF!

Dude: you tell him man, you tell him

**((zing))**


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