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Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.
Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.
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The energy required to write a text.
Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.
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The rotting undead corpse of Christopher Reeve.
Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!..