What is Nemetoad?
1.
1, adj. to be weirder than a crackpot on glue.
2, v. to implode when licked
3, noun. A species of toad that implodes when licked.
Dude you're such a Nemetoad sometimes - Lucky Peasent Folk
And when Lycurgus' lips touched the skin of the Nemetoad, it imploded and ate his face....and socks. - The History of STAIRS, By Jack Daniels.