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Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.
The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mention..
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If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.
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a rag used to wipe the sweat from your balls
He threw the critch rag at his face..