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The gayest of all gay sex acts, named for its inventor.
To be accomplished, the bottommust have a rectalyeast infection at the time and the top cannot have washed his cock in at least a month.
The topbuttfucks the bottom barebackwhile having to take a huge piss. After the topcums, he leaves his dickin the bottom's cornholeand empties his bladder into the bottom's rectum.
Immediately after the toppulls out, he plugs the bottom's distended balloon knotwith three ungreased pool balls in the order 6, 1, 7 to signify the letters "F A G".
The mixture of cum, head cheese, shit, KY, piss, santorum, duck butterand ass yeast are then left to fermentfor three weeks minimum.
After fermentation, the pool balls are shat out and sucked clean and the fermented liquid is allowed to breathe in a dirty bedpanfor an hour, then strained through a stiff, crusty unwashed jizz ragand served in champagne flutes, garnished with dingleberriesand layered with fresh santorum to all their friends at the annual meeting at their clubhouse.
Our Neo Jedi last night was the best
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