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A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits of the first one that broke apart in the dip.
My tortilla chip busted when I tried t..
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The awesome actor who played Napoleon Dynamite. (and no, he did NOT die in a car crash, thank you very much!)
"Dude, that John Hed..
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A teacher who mercilessly grades students' papers, tests, etc., looking for any mistakes at all and taking an extreme number of poi..