What is Neoclassical Rock?
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When one takes a classical composition and plays it really fast and/or distorted on an electric guitar. Yngwie Malmsteen is the innovator of Neoclassical Rock. It is also much better sounding than regular classical music.
"Whoa Yngwie fucking owned Mozart's Symphony No. 25!"
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The sex between Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain.
Wow, those hot gay sex scenes in Brokeback Mountain... holy shi..
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Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweat..
