What is Neoclassical Rock?
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When one takes a classical composition and plays it really fast and/or distorted on an electric guitar. Yngwie Malmsteen is the innovator of Neoclassical Rock. It is also much better sounding than regular classical music.
"Whoa Yngwie fucking owned Mozart's Symphony No. 25!"
Random Words:
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Nipples that are extremely saggy and fold over to look like a hard-shell taco.
I saw her taco nipples, then I thew up.
See taco, saggy..