What is Neoclassical Rock?
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When one takes a classical composition and plays it really fast and/or distorted on an electric guitar. Yngwie Malmsteen is the innovator of Neoclassical Rock. It is also much better sounding than regular classical music.
"Whoa Yngwie fucking owned Mozart's Symphony No. 25!"
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When the head of the penis of a slightly too well endowed male hits the cervix.
"Todd, did you have a good time last night on your..