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calling every bet and raise after bricking every street, but praying really hard the other guy makes a boat
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A turd so large, and hot, that when it comes out of your ass, it floats half above and half underwater
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Any bed that has foam and air in it and when you adjust it to 60 degrees you get the zero gravity position like nasa astronauts.
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