Neo-hipster

What is Neo-hipster?


1.

The new "Hipster" generation born between 1987 and 1991 that is more self absorbed than the hipster generation of 1982-1986. More narcissist than the common present "Hipster" generation. The cause of this being the omnipresence of online profiles (Facebook, MySpace) and present "Hipsters".

Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Hey man, let's listen to some 90's rock electronica music and talk about how all the music today sucks."

Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "Okay, but there are some bands today that are legit, like, Kings of Leon, The Shins and Portugal. the Man. Every new band besides those bands suck. Right?"

Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Fuck yeah you're right! I'm asexual!"

Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "What was that?"

Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Nothing. Let's listen to some Air!"

Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "Okay, that sounds pretty chill."

See douche, radiohead, coachella, sasquatch

2.

(n). The mainstream or wannae-be hipster. Wears the hipster clothes and knows some of the bands, but falls short of the 'real' hipster

I got this shirt at Urban Outfitters.

Man, that girl is so neo-hipster.

I wouldn't be caught dead at the 930 club, it's full of neo-hipsters.


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