Neopests

What is Neopests?


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Annoying people who constantly go on and on about how much they love Neopets on other pet sites.

I used to worship Neopets, but then it all got too cute and taxed, so I became ambassador to a country nobodies ever heard of... or maybe that's a good thing...


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