What is Neopian Times?
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A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.
Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*
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Scanographer (noun)
Scanography/Scanographist/Scanographic
A person who has a duty to run things by a scanning tool. The person would ..
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What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.
You are such a fucker faced weasel..
