What is Neopian Times?
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A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.
Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*
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Random Words:
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To be a master brown noser; An expert at ass kissing; To have an enormous nose
That dude is t3h n0s3 m4st4!!!!111
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