What is Neopian Times?
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A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.
Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*
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Random Words:
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a word spongebob squarepants uses in one of his episodes during "Leif Erickson day"
happy leif erickson day!!!
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Another word for female genitalia.
"Last night my girl went down on me, then I fucked her slut pocket."
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