Neopian Times

What is Neopian Times?

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A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.

Guy #1: What are you reading?

Guy #2: Neopian Times

Guy #1: *yawn*

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