Neptune's Kiss

What is Neptune's Kiss?

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"

(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"

(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

See shit, poo, crap, splashback, arse, anus, toilet, bog

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