Neptunes Kiss

What is Neptunes Kiss?

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

Knap

1. (v.) To masturbate, choke the chicken, pull one's pork, etc. "Man, I wish my roommate would get out for like two minutes so I..

W00tation

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Kidneys

1. a younger version of Adult knees the little bastard kept falling on his kidneys...

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