Neptunes Kiss

What is Neptunes Kiss?

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

Naughty Bear

1. Kim's nick name cuz she is destined for a bondage camp. naughty bear! you sex toy! come here! See crazycool..

Homer™

1. A brit also known as king Ipod hat, this creature has a tendancy to expell poisonous gas and should be treated with caution (and vodka) ..

Kjartan

1. Kjartan is a viking-king, descending from Odin. Big, strong, handsome, and probably the best warrior the world has ever seen. Kong Myrk..

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