Neptunes Kiss

What is Neptunes Kiss?

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

Uncanblobben

1. a large veined dick that turns purple since the condom is too small from constriction. Eww look its an uncanblobben!! See uncanblobben..

Half-mass

1. when full bonerage has not yet taken place Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass! See jake..

Quizzel

1. One of a set of Quizlix There was only one Quizzel See quizzel, quizlix, quizlicks, quizell 1. One of a set of Quizlix There was on..

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