Neptunes Kiss

What is Neptunes Kiss?

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

Hyl

1. Hip young Lingo. How all the kids are talking these days. I'm worried I won't get all the HYL those boys are spewing. See a..

Milky Joe

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1. Someone who is all up on your jock, aka riding your tip, aka hating on you all the time at any given instance. Ex 1. Man, this Josh kid..

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