Neptunes Kiss

What is Neptunes Kiss?

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

Speedcunt

1. Any young slut who is very eager to have sex and who happens to be incredibly loose. SC (Speedcunt): "Hey, wanna go back to my pla..

Frelled

1. v. Originated from the Sci-Fi series "Farscape" as an failure in translation of the word fuck from alien species' langua..

Bop The Top And Drop The Slop

1. "Masturbate and ejaculate." Humorous reference to male masturbation (and it's messy aftermath). Man, no wonder Jimmy to..

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