Neptun's Kiss

What is Neptun's Kiss?

The same as backsplash.

Hugely annoying.

Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.

"Aieeeh!"

"Whut?"

"Neptun's Kiss, man."

"So what?"

"The water's effin' freezin', man!"

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