What is Ner?
1.
An exclimation used when something is not working properly, or when someone says something stupid.
Your computer crashes you say, "Ner!", or Jeff says, "whats a chode?" you say "Ner!"
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2.
Ner is an easier way of saying No because it requires less tounge movement/articulation. Also, it sounds better than the standard No, which everyone's heard millions of times. Add a little spice to your life; use Ner.
Did you put your dishes in the dishwasher?
Ner.
Okay...? Right....
3.
The sound a cow makes. Commonly mistaken for the more popular but incorrect 'moo', Ner is actually the documented sound emitted by cows when they express themselves.
Ner!
Cows go ner.
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4.
To
is nering
he/she ners
they
Neener Neener Neener
I Ner You Ner
Weiner
Grass is always greener
you're a toilet cleaner
and a dirty
beaner
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5.
(nuh-er) adv
1 --used as a variation as no in a country form;
originated in the pants of two travelers named Taylor Thornhill and Ardan Runyan land of Pica-shit, Mississippi after a brief encounter with shrooms
"Ner, I will not get in your pants, Jared Foolon or Josh Kee-roz!"
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6.
Not completely considered a nerd.
That sexy band geek is a ner!
That sexy book worm is a ner!
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7.
When you are too lazy to repeat yourself or even say 'nevermind' to a person who never hears you after two or three tries you reply with 'ner.'
You: Man I'm so sick of algebra right now Mrs. Smith doesn't know how to teach.
Friend: ...(no response)...what?
You: I'm sick of math Smith can't teach for shit.
Friend: ...huh?
You: Ner.
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