Nerd Alert

What is Nerd Alert?


1.

Term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.

As the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout "nerd alert"

2.

Phrase used to declare a super nerdy incident.

Phrase used after a very indepth, overly detailed explanation, definition, anticdote, or nerdy personal admission is made. Can be used to describe yourself or others. Can be a diss or a tension breaker for realizing how nerdy you just came off.

Sue: "I used to read black beauty over and over again when I was a kid, we should put that on the list of the greatest books of all time."

Jane later after recounting the incident to Amy.

Jane: Nerd Alert! Could she love the book black beauty any more?!?

Amy: Seriously.

My biochemistry teacher was a super nerd. After she went off on a tangent for about fifteen minutes about some small detail she thought was so cool and she used to study, she realized she was at her nerdiest, and could only recover with exclaiming "Nerd alert!" in her defense and move on.

See nerdy, redorkulous, geek, dork, school, super nerd

3.

Somthing called by retards when their intelectual superiors walk past. Usually because they are either jealous or intimadated by the "nerds" inteligence.

"nerd alert !"

See nerd alert, nerd, geek, inteligence, knowledge

4.

when a nerd is coming ur way!

nerd alert

See gretchen

5.

Kickass song by the Aquabats

Well yeah, we're the freaks of nature

We're the kids that easily bruise

We're the geeks and the creatures

Outer space hillbillies from the moon

Get stupid on your time

Keep your geriatric biker fight

Diffuse the land mines

I'm alright

You're Alright

We're Alright

Well we both know that our day will come

The revolution has begun

So raise your fists and take a stand

With your super cool...

Super cool wrist bands!

We broke out

And now we're running crazy

Down the middle of the boulevard

(Spaced out!)

There's a nerd alert

There's a nerd alert

And you'll never, ever

Never take us alive

Never take us alive

You'll never...!

We're fat, young and hungry

But we don't care

We got big old brains

Like Mexican candy

We got some complex flavor

Running up in here

So get stupid on your time

Get the bud bowl off the air

Diffuse the land mines

I'm alright

You're alright

We're alright

You know that your apathy

Became your enemy

And you did yourself in

Find out this phenomenon

Is running on and on

And we'll never give in...

We broke out

Now we're running crazy

Down the middle of the boulevard

(Spaced out!)

There's a nerd alert

There's a nerd alert

And you'll never, ever

Never take us alive

Never take us alive

Never take us alive

Live...

See aquabats, geek, dork, nerd

6.

What people say when you get the perfect attendance reward at school.

Teacher/Principal/whatever: Congratulations! You had perfect attendance!

Student: *cough*nerd alert*cough*

See nerd, geek, loser, dork, silly

7.

When a dork is coming your way at automatic slims, u yell out nerd alert!

Kelvin: Mamala is coming this way.

Marlon: "NERD ALERT!!!!"

See dork, nerd, duck, softie


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