What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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Above and beyond violent. Makes Silence of the Lambs seem like children's telivision. Lots of blood, gore, and death. Definitely no..
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when a male's penis is half excited or simply half hard. the awkward stage before a full erection.
It wasn't bad enough you h..
