What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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The newest term for ordinary men who know how to dress, but can "still be men." They're neither beer-guzzling sexists ob..
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Something someone says when they want attention.
I hate this place and I'm leaving.
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A person addicted to Cell phone usage.
The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the mo..
