What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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A phrase used by drivers or passengers of a suzuki vehicles. Not to be confused with Subarubians.
While a man is driving in a suzuki ca..
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When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.
I was in the kitchen..
