What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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A huge number created by arbitrarily adding zeros to any number to see if it makes any difference to a bad situation
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act like your gonna teabag a girl, and put your balls in her eye sockets, and your dick over her nose
While drunk, Ken performed the ra..
