What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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A female person who sees through this world easily, as if she was from a superior planet (Jupiter - as a first thought). Some, "ad..
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When your mate is chatting up a girl and he makes moves to the bar to buy her a drink, you make your moves on her and pick her up for yo..
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A card used to break into a house.
I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card
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