What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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Something that provokes or stimulates, usually in a sexual way.
Jenny's low-cut shirt is so provocative.
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It's actually "wookin' pa nub"...
This was first popularized by Eddie Murphy on a SNL skit entitled "Buckwheat..
