What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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Any 'slang' used on the hit NBC show "The Office", most are inside jokes that you don't understand unless you w..
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When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple t..
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slightly less than adequate - credited to T Clarke
Question: Will you move in with me?
Answer: But Tim, I love you unknobiously
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