Nerd Jersey

What is Nerd Jersey?

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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guidowith his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.

I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.

See nerd, shirt, classy, blazer
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