What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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Same thing as the Bolkey, but attempting to insert the toe in the rear entrance
"Did Jon bolkey her again when you went tubing?&qu..
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V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.
After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.
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getting a strobe light and waving your sack over someone while waking them up. thus they wake up to a strobing sack in their face. Works..
