What is Nerd Jersey?
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A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
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A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trom..
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Tits that are so tiny in size there are nothing more than a large nipple. Opposite of bra breaker.
It's ashamed Evelyn has gumdrop..
