Nerd Turd Burglar

What is Nerd Turd Burglar?

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.

"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"

Date Hijacking

1. When you're on a date with someone (this usually happens with a boy taking out a girl) and your date is snatched away by someone hi..

Assforest

1. The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien. Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror..

Zerp

1. to kick it, preferably in the shade. Dude 1: "Ay dog, let's go to the store, so I can get some gin." Dude 2: "Nah,..

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