What is Nerdalinger?
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A really dorky guy who usually wears thick glasses and pocket protectors. Also is frequently seen with a TI-85 calculator to solve problems such as "how to not get laid" and other similar things.
Cool guy: "We shoulda never gave those niggers money!"
Nerdalinger: "Let me calculate the probability that you said that statement twice before in the last 500 seconds, which comes out to be five minutes exactly, and in nanoseconds I got laid."
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