Nerdgasm

What is Nerdgasm?


1.

Derives from the word orgasm.

When someone has experienced just too much nerdiness at one time, they are saidto have a nerdgasm. The person usually goes into a state of shock and can't speak for up to 1 hour. Never distured a someone who as recently nerdgasmed because the person is prone to just spurt out random nerdy things that regular people could never comprehend.

Person one: Dude, the PS3 is going to use blu-ray discs, imagine the texture file quality!!!

Person two:*nergasm*!!!

2.

A nerd's sensory overload caused by the introduction of said nerd to the latest technology or fandom.

Nerd1: Hey, did you hear about ATI's new Radeon card? It blows my b0x0rs off!

Nerd2: Oooh that sounds sexy. *nerdgasm*

3.

silimlar to a joygasm, but this is when an orgasm is caused by some overly nerdly stimulant.

this year's Star Trek convention was a complete nerdgasm!!

4.

the result of the excitement of one's nerdy or geeky tendencies. Usually when someone gets excited about some new game, technology or tech-device. Having a nerdgasm can sometimes result in fainting.

OMG! Half-Life 2 is gonna pwn! *NERDGASM* *FAINTS*

5.

When one experiences subsequent events of nerdiness, fandom, or geekiness that causes a sensory overload, loss of bodily functions, and a climax deep within the brain, in the section that recognizes specific information concerning comic books, occult television shows, video games, or electronics that only a specific section of the population would actually know about.

Oh my God! The secret scene at the end of Iron Man gave me a total nerdgasm!

See nerd, comic, books, tv, geek, games, movies, orgasm

6.

An overexposure to an electronic item worthy of awe, or jumble of code-scripting and multimedia representing in a fucking awesome playable interface (aka a fucking awesome video game). One in this overexposure usually Splurges uncontrolably over anything within a 10-20 foot radius(occassionally blue ???). A state of shock arrests the splurger's abuility to do anything from anywhere between 5 minutes to three months. If one tries to avoid a nerdgasm they are a n00b and should be pwned imediately by someone totally 1337.

"Oh ShIt i just nerdgasmed all over the place"...

*friend beside them wipes off face*

"oh shizite it smells like shit"

friend: "no you just shat yourself as-well"

See nerd, n00b, splurge

7.

The term defining the serious over excitement and sometimes occasional heat flashes felt by nerds at high points in their lifes.

I.E. obtaining a top of the line graphics card may lead to a serious nerdgasm, as could very anticipated games.

See rockgasm, failgasm, orgasm


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