Nerdglasses

What is Nerdglasses?


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Frequently thought to be worn only by emos. Black glasses with thick plastic frames. Can look attractive if worn right. Normally people presume that -

a. If you wear these glasses, you are an emo/poser

b. People who wear these glasses wear them purely for the look. They are never prescription.

However this is wrong. I know because I wear black, thick framed plastic nerdglasses. I am not an emo, (though I have nothing against emos except for the fact that people stereotype me as one) in fact I got these glasses as a mark of respect to The Smiths, one of my favoruite (definitely not emo) bands, because Morrissey used to wear nerdglasses. This probably does make me a poser. But not an emo.

And my glasses are also prescription. I can't see without them. I just decided to get a nice and vaguely original pair if I had to have them at all.

girl: Hey, love the nerdglasses! You must be really emo, right?

me: Er, no. I need these to see.

See emo glasses, nerdglasses, the smiths, morrissey


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