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When a female is performing oral sex on a male and proceeds to bite his dick and smash his balls.
Lucy gave Ricky a remorseless betty a..
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a fake name/pen name
*from One Jump Ahead in Aladin*
Aladin:
One jump ahead of the slowpokes,
One skip ahead of my doom.
Next time..
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When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.
Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn&..
